What?

    Ok ok so it's been a while. I know, but it seems no one is
reading these anymore anyways. Well I do have a little to say about what is
going on in my life. I have just been promoted to the position of Detective.
Well if it is a promotion. It doesn't include a pay raise, but I think it will
be some excellent training, and a good change. I think my real true love is
still patrol, so I will probably go back to that eventually. I have a feeling I
will miss some of the things that a regular patrolman gets to do. I am looking
forward to the challenges that come with Detective though. I'm not looking
forward to all the child molestation cases, and things of that nature. The Sgt.
tells me he has a lot of work lined up already for me. He has been a detective
short for a while now.
    I won't start as a detective for a few weeks, because they are just now
training a new patrol man to take my place. Even after he does take my place he
will go to POST soon, and they will probably pull me back on patrol to help
cover the shift until he is done.

    Ok on another note. We are getting a brand new Jail, Sheriff's office, and
courthouse. The building will be finished at the end of the month. It will be
amazing, especially considering that the building we are in know was built way
back in the dinosaur days. We are definitely due for new facilities.



Ok now on an even lighter note. I did a vin inspection the other day on a very cool car. It is a 68 Chevell. It only has 15,000 original miles on it. I was told that it is the lowest mileage Chevell in the world. The car is in excellent condition, and I just had to take a couple of pictures. The owner tells me that everything is stock. Well except for the tires... anyway take a look at these pics.

HARSH YOU SAY?? I'd say IRONIC!

HARSH YOU SAY?? I'd say IRONIC!

There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special
ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in
our language.

Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they
are here.

Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food
stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal
to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT
options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property.
That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign
flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his
policies, if you do you will be sent home.

If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and
sent straight to jail.

Harsh, you say?..................

The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of " MEXICO " !

Salvia

 

 

This is a drug, that is apparantly legal. It looks pretty messed up. I saw a recent news report on this. They asked a lot of adults and no one knew what it was, then they went to a local high school every single kid they talked to knew what it was and many or most had tried it. Just so you know what your kids are doing.. check this out.

Terrible

This is terrible. This is the video of the in pilots that shot at friendlies. According to this report one British soldier was killed, and another woulnded. I think the video speaks for it'self as to the reaction of the pilots.

 

 

Corvette on Top Gear

In case you all haven't figures this out. I LOVE CORVETTE'S. The new ZO6 looks like an amazing car to me. I love that they are American, and I love that they cost so much less than many other sports cars. I definitely don't agree with his boy band reference, and wish he didn't already have so much distaste for Corvette's but never the less, this is still a good clip on the Vettes.

Cop Lines

- "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

- "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

-
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't
know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

- "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

- "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

- "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

-
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

- "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."


- "Just how big were those two beers?"

- "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

- "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

- "In God we trust, all others are suspects."

Trooper Calvin Jenks

NASHVILLE (AP) - State officials said Sunday they had arrested two teens
they believed were responsible for the killing of a state trooper who
was shot during a traffic stop in western Tennessee.

The 24-year-old trooper pulled over two men and was trying to get them
out of the vehicle Saturday night when he was shot twice, according to
footage from the patrol car's video camera. At least one bullet struck
him in the head, said Mike Browning, a Department of Safety spokesman.

On Sunday, Alejandro Guana, 17, and Orlando Garcia, 19, were arrested
without incident at a hotel near downtown Nashville, Tennessee Bureau of
Investigation spokeswoman Jennifer Johnson said.

"After interviewing the two men we feel confident we have the two people
in custody that murdered the state trooper," TBI director Mark Gwyn
said.

Hunters found Trooper Calvin Jenks' body beside his patrol car near the
intersection of two state highways, Browning said.

Authorities believed the suspects were carrying drugs and drove toward
Nashville after the shooting in Tipton County, just north of Memphis,
Browning said before Sunday's arrests.

Jenks smelled marijuana on the driver, Browning said. When Jenks asked
the man whether he had drugs in the car, the suspect eventually admitted
there were drugs in the center console, Browning said.

Jenks went back to the passenger and asked him whether he had drugs. The
man said he didn't, then opened fire, Browning said.
Investigators found what they believe is Jenks' flashlight in a garbage
can at a Wal-Mart in Brownsville, 13 miles east of the scene of the
shooting.

Jenks, 24, had been a trooper for two years and transferred to the
Tipton area from Marshall County in 2005 to be closer to his new wife,
he said.